Short, Sweet and Funny

Today is the ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY of Sexypast60! I want to thank each and every one of you for reading, commenting, and for sharing this adventure with your friends.

Here is a short list of important days:

Today is Halloween. (Where the magic happens!)
It is 29 days until Chanukah. The other M & Ms. (Menorahs and matzoh)
It is 29 days until Thanksgiving. Order those Turduckens. (I couldn’t eat anything with ‘turd’ in the name)
It is 55 days until Santa comes down chimneys worldwide. (Maybe this is the year we resolve the Real Tree vs. Fake Tree issue?)
It is 56 days until the extended-family returns for Christmas dinner. (Aw, Mom, not Turducken again! )
It is 57 days until you should call your therapist and beg to get back into group.
It is 61 days until New Year’s Eve (Party Like It’s 1999!)
It is 62 days until we make New Year’s Resolutions.
It is 92 days until 75% of you abandon those resolutions .

Speaking of something sweet, did I mention that today is Halloween?

I hope you all have lots of fun, get lots of your favorite candies, and remember to brush your teeth before bed.

(Otherwise, add “Call D.D.S.” to the above list, for first thing in the morning)

Now for this last part. I want to apologize beforehand to anyone who for some odd reason finds this offensive. I thought it was ‘laugh out loud’ funny, but there is no accounting for taste, is there?

I trust that it’s the perfect ending for a blog on Halloween, and a tribute to the man who has scared the #@*! out of many, many a reader!

Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to present the master…Edgar Allan Ho.